https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAhjC9Z1tU

hey tbh this dude was being totally normal. if a random dude with a camera came up to me and asked what i do for a living, and i worked that kind of job, id assume one of two things

1. random internet clout chaser harassing me on the street for views

2. peta person looking to get all weird and aggressive over me working in meat prep

and a reasonable response to both of those is to act as offputting and creepy as possible to get them to fuck off.

@gutters0451 i'm afraid theres a third answer which is that this was a skit

@paulsrockinmastodon oh yeah that tracks too. i was too busy being mad at the people calling him a serial killer to consider that option

@gutters0451 @paulsrockinmastodon yeah this is a skit

@SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon you dont need to double team me!! i have learned of my foolishness.

i stand by tho that the people, knowing its a skit and not, responding with Terror are fucking bewildering. this mans behavior is entirely justified irl let alone within a narrative

@gutters0451 @paulsrockinmastodon babe you're just so easy to double team

@SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon your reliance on easy cruelty will be your biggest deathbed regret

@gutters0451 @paulsrockinmastodon ok before i make another joke, are you genuinely bothered or is this playful

@SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon 100% playful. do you realy think "your reliance on easy cruelty will be your biggest deathbed regret" would ever leave my lips in earnest

@gutters0451 @paulsrockinmastodon yes i do, you dramatic bitch <3

@SophiaSurname @gutters0451 @paulsrockinmastodon you're the sort of bitch to say "you have lived an illustrious life! May none recall it" unironically

@junebug @SophiaSurname @paulsrockinmastodon MY OCCASIONAL SLIPS INTO VERBOSITY EXIST SOLELY FOR COMEDIC EFFECT YOU AINT NEVER GONNA CATCH ME PUTTIN TRUTH AND POETRY IN THE SAME MIXIN BOWL

@gutters0451 @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon dear i have never seen you lie about yourself this vociferously

@gutters0451 @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon also excuse me truth and poetry are the dearest of bedfellows

@SophiaSurname @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon for many, sure. but i prefer to keep my thesaurus'd up noggin leashed and chained and bound and gagged in all circumstances save for the bit lest i come off as pretentious

@SophiaSurname @junebug @paulsrockinmastodon i have a dark and grim history of talkin all scholarlous as a general standardized mannerism and hoo boy was it just the absolute pits. i used to correct peoples spelling in internet comments. id reply to shit like "Ahem. I think you meant "*it's*". i refuse to go back there. you cant fucking make me you rat fuck