the most embarrassing person ive ever met is the guy at work who replaced my previous favorite guy at work who constantly talked in awe about his dad while describing a pathetic deadbeat, owned a dog who needed attention and barked a lot to beg for it so he bought it a shock collar to make it stop while also buying other dogs to neglect, and said he wanted to get elon musks brainchip because "i wanna live in cyberpunk.... i want my mantis blades......"