Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

kinda feelin this outfit. 46 year old womans clubbing dress with big dangling earrings and my big warm trenchcoat over it........

taken with selfie cam pointed towards the camera because my normal camera has been bullied and heckled with such terms as "radioactive" and "genuinely scary" and "why is there a permanent dark spot if theres no lens"

but anyway. fit.

YOUTUBE WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM

i think the meanest thing i do is click on youtube video mixtapes that are very obviously made by teenagers and then bully their tracklists and theme.

this was titled "You're A Vigilante That Doesn't Pick Sides"

buddy. sweetheart. kiddo. huh?

this kind of shit genuinely drives me up the fucking wall. its the exact same shit as the 24 year old milf / 30 year old cougar shit. people are constantly lowering what they see as old and grizzled and its just gonna end in disaster when they feel geriatric at 38. what the fuck is causing this. its insane

everyone who learns about mama instantly falls in hatelove with her and like. all i see is

behold: the height of sexuality

jazz took a pic of me while we were watching star trek last night

i. wh. what??

this cant be legal

i watched Wanted the other day and its fascist dogshit but it did give me this really fun forum weapon i cherish

i cast spell of MORGAN FREEMAN FIRING SQUAD

hey not to be rude, dearvillagers, but uhhhh

i.

i doubt it????

Entropy Zero 2, the half life 2 mod where you play as a combine, opens with a content warning thats effectively grabbing you by the head and saying

"THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU PLAY THE BAD GUY. THE THINGS YOU DO IN THIS? NOT GOOD. I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE GOOD. DON'T GO ON TWITTER AND SAY I THINK THEY'RE GOOD, OR THE PROTAGONIST IS GOOD, AND DON'T GO ON THERE AND SAY YOU THINK ITS GOOD, EITHER. IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS PLEASE GO AWAY"

i just got menaced with an axe by a drag queen hows your night going

@lunalapin @engineerjulia @lumi ok you digibutches i got my partner to take pictures because im currently pinned under two cats

if you can tell me whats wrong or even give me a lead ill love you forever

yahoo answers how to remove sleeping fat gray fuck from rib cage

i met dracula tonight

everyone go listen to king yosef immediately

vriska coded dumb punk metalhead gf and the evil beaurocratic scholar bloodwitch gf on the same wavelength for Fuckups and Fuckups Only

why does tumblr think nazi child erotica is whats going to get me to feed the ai machine. can i get the weird furry pregnancy fetish mobile game ads again instead. ill gladly take that hell over this worse hell