Pair O' Guttersnipes @gutters0451@shrike.club

even if you dont like this kind of thing. please god listen to this if you have the time, just for a laugh. the amount of times that same eagle call drowns out the actual performance is so fucking funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMzBnrnc_U4

oh no sorry. eagle sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpJ0ojyNYzk

this one. the one thats used in everything. iirc it plays too much in Turok, too

im trying to relax and simmer down after a really stressful day and get immersed in the dream of having a gun pointed at my head by an evil lesbian with a southern drawl but instead im having to hear that exact stock eagle call once every 20 seconds. im gonna kill someone

this asmr vid of the listener being held at gunpoint by a hot woman old western outlaw has used the exact same stock hawk call 30 times in two minutes

friend just made a forum weapon to complain about me <3

honey are you ok? how about you sit down and listen to 8 Hours of defrag | hard disk defragmentation ASMR | Hard Disk Sound Effect | HDD sounds, that usually cheers you up.....

i hate when kids cry its so stressful. my first instinct is to intervene and help but i CANT because

1. stranger to them, would be unsettling
2. odds are NOTHING IS WRONG ANYWAY they just finished their sandwich and are still hungry or something!

but my brain just hears Child In Distress and immediately is like oh shit oh fuck you poor thing how can i save your life

every time a kid cries i get a burst of adrenaline and protectiveness that cant go anywhere and just has to be waited out

hang the fuck on daxter's va is most well known for mob roles? he was in the fucking sopranos?

daxters body language in the jak 3 death sequences has opened my eyes. daxters chauvinism is performative comphet. hes really a masochistic faggot who wants nothing more than to be jaks fleshlight. in this essay i will-

found a video of all of daxters death quotes from jak 3 and

i do NOT remember him being this fruity????

THE CAT IS TRYING TO EAT MY FUCKING ESPRESSO BEANS

i think vulo lives is legions-core

gonna get a usb floppy drive or some shit for this computer just so that my computer will speak to me again. this things too quiet. its vocal chords have been cut. i must give it a voice.....

girl help i discovered death stranding's photo mode

what if i pirated a wrestling game to do this

freddie highmore and david shore vs norman reedus and hideo kojima, doubles fight to the death. the dark and light side of nonautistic actors playing autistic characters and their directors

sam bridges from death stranding might be the worlds most autistic character ever written up there with laois dungeonmeshi. he collects action figures and arranges them in dioramas based on traumatic events in his life. he wakes up and pounds three monster energies before taking a shower. he's touch averse and shy of speech. if you idle in his bedroom he starts grabbing the camera and pointing at things excitedly and making eye contact with you to make sure you understand how cool his shit is.

the most visionary thing ive ever done is institute an Antics Safeword in my relationship with jazz. bits, japes, and gaffs can go on to the point of agony safely, because a single utterance of "scrimmy" gets it called off immediately.

i just realized i accidentally deleted the whole reason i said "dont ask" so now that just looks nonsensical lmfao

i have a recording track open on reaper with a filter on because im making spaceship noises for a thing (dont ask) and hearing myself type live but quiet and reverbed and with a slight delay is like

i think ive found peace. this sounds so nice. if i ever go deaf shoot me i cant live without sound.

the video of the cop coming out of the slide and the video of the cop doing dodge rolls and magdumping his car over an acorn are a duology in my mind. they are sister films.