handcuffs
however now my brain is telling me i have to practice locking and unlocking them repeatedly in the next couple weeks because there's always the slight chance that i put them on someone and then i can't unlock or i drop the key and then we have a situation.
handcuffs
"how hard could it be to unlock and lock joey?" i just need to be sure there won't be a situation. anyways thanks to j for giving these old things to me even though he's actively disgusted by the idea of me having sex. he had to help me unlock them when he made me test them to make sure i could and it was incredibly awkward for us both.