Guys from GCC at dinner were trying to guess peoples ethnicity (context for this is that most of us are some kind of Latin American, and people were trying to guess which) and I said “do me” and Jordan went “MORMON”, which first of all, isn’t an ethnicity, and second of all, WHAT? And he said “I don’t know, you’re white. Your name is Joey, and a lot of Mormon people leave the church when you come out.”he was floored to realize Joey was not the name I was given at birth too.

oh my god. wait oh my god did he think I was an ex-mormon because he knows I have multiple partners .