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need to start using the phrase “you’re still gay and that’s FINAL” in my everyday life

this whole paragraph is a lot. first she calls reputation "goth punk" (she has never been those things). and then she hits you with "i'm collecting horcruxes. i'm collecting infinity stones. gandalf's voice is in my ear"

reading the taylor swift time magazine article with friends and her referring to "feelings, glitter and sequins" as things women naturally gravitate towards is killing me. this entire paragraph is just well. the state of things.

Me: “I am and will forever be a plushie fan. Sorry.”
Ryan: “Nah, at this point you’re not a plushie fan; your plushies are a fan of you.”

four years ago I joined twitter to find more Homestuck fans who made good posts like the cool person who posted on tumblr about trans vriska and now I have three long distance girlfriends and over 400 pieces of homestuck oc fanart saved to my laptop, i use this shrike website all the time and i have gender and the tumblr vriska poster bullies me in his group chat with his boyfriend

my dad is a strange man sometimes. don’t get me wrong I very much appreciate him wanting to send a gift to my partner and I ok New Year’s. but why’d he have to be so strange and secretive about it. “I have enjoyed your apprehension”

Me I can’t even deny it. If we’re using “events” loosely (including small and large group hang outs)

even though my wife and I are having a “me vs other girls” moment with Spotify wrapped we still meet in Madison and I think that’s beautiful

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