normie/weirdo genderfluidity @inarguableaxis@shrike.club

today I mentioned I liked a book description I saw and my also very online nonbinary coworker who is friends with some published authors told me “too bad the author is a terrible racist person who started a harassment campaign against one of my author friends about a book the they wrote”… my coworker had a whole list of things this person had said and done and I think I just experienced what my irls must experience when they try to talk to me about the homestuck fandom

Mom sent me this. I know she is trying to be helpful but she also just eviscerated me

“I could make the Vast Error of Twin Peaks… using all the same signifiers and such, but having it be something different. If the Homestuck Epilogues is Twin Peaks: The Return, then what is the Vast Error of Twin Peaks?” - Vriska

if lup and I made a kin chart it would just be a circle. with jade and kanaya and utena and pluto hwbm. I’ve also been assigned princess bubblegum who lup kins. we may as well throw her in there too.

bc maybe if everything works out i will have been in person with alary, jenny, vriska, skylar, celeste, valerie, mahla, bq, lup, callista, jett, rory, diamond, julia, and possibly even helen and michael all this year. 2020-2021 me could never have imagined this happening.

really love all the partners and friends i've made online in the past four years. not to sound silly but my heart is so full rn.

"i love talking about oompa loompa with you but can we unpause andor" - my poor wife who wants the adderall shortage to end so i can stay on one topic pls

wktd spoilers

laughing about how if you put glasses on neptune from we know the devil she looks like my girlfriend vriska.

pls come to miami shrikes... i'm beginning to fear i am the only vrisrezi understander in the city since alary's last visit

awaiting the day i meet a homestuck fan in miami who is also a vrisrezi understander

remember when I was so insane about Kate and Claire from lost I turned into a boygenius lesbian

“You said SpongeBob could not be in a Worst Girls game. I think there could be a Worst Girls game about SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward.” - Eva

Someone bought a copy of Exordia off the Staff Recommends Shelf !!! (I put it there and wrote the blurb)

was pretty strange

don’t remember much of my dream last night but I do somehow remember that Taylor Swift made a song in the style of The Mountain Goats, featuring The Mountain Goats

every other tweet on my fyp is someone quote retweeting this

nobody in that book would have a normal Valentine’s Day

Valerie’s copy of Exordia I sent over to her arriving on Valentines is really funny