normie/weirdo genderfluidity @inarguableaxis@shrike.club

“I was talking to my wife about uncle female shirts and Cal Raleigh” - Vriska

Vriska: “Last night I woke up and you said “I’m invited to Barcelona” or something like that.”
Me: “In my sleep?”
Her: “Yes! And you didn’t even say “we’re invited to Barcelona”. Just you.”

Lost has ruined me. My friend who is in med school was explaining to us how he believes that so many doctors are fueled by hatred and anger and bitterness and vriska and I kept looking at each other and laughing

Me: Assign someone this tweet
Vriska: That we know or from a show?
Me: Either
Vriska: Jack Shephard

my dad: so is there going to be a disturbance in the Force?
Me: … what????
Dad: because you and your friend are seeing each other two times in a row, and not someone else, is there going to be like a disturbance in the Force or something, or is it OK?
Me: no….??? it’s fine???

My straight guy friend: “my lesbian neighbor was showing me memes and I asked her to send this one to me because it made me think of you. Warning, it’s sexual”

Fish, out of nowhere: "I love hanging out with lesbians, y'all are so funny."

my forbidden lovers (they are both gay and im a lesbian (we are not at all in love))

Me with Ed and Valerie

Conversation with my friend of TEN YEARS who somehow forgot I was a lesbian:

"I just assume everyone is bisexual" "Aren't you straight?" "Yes. I’ve never been attracted to a man or a nonbinary person” “So you just assumed you were the only straight person in the world and everyone else is bisexual" "...Yes"

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Asuka cosplay I wore to Koneko on Friday

extremely funny of me to cosplay the most unjoeylike character in the NGE group cosplay with Jon and Cass. this blouse does not fit me though and I need help with the wig

straight girls are probably the least represented demographic in the circles of people i talk to at least semi regularly and i don't know why that is

every time i see some grown man include "bo peep" on his list of unlikeable "overpowered" female characters i lose my shit. that is a toy from toy story.

ok let’s go

I don’t know what escape room is

lost seized my brain and did not let go