Jordyn (pi/pem/per) @jordyn@shrike.club
‼️ Unsolicited follow requests are fine, I just would rather approve them manually.
Actual shark in real life; age 26. Jewish.
WPF Sudoku Master, USA Sudoku Team '22-23.
Splatoon 3: ? Squidoku#9180, member of Squid Est?.
I post about: random miscellany, Splatoon, sudoku/puzzles, Formula 1, rhythm games, Homestuck.
Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.
Joined Oct 2020
ménage à neutrois
Jordyn (pi/pem/per)
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*walks into a restaurant and walks up to a random table* hey I hate the meal you're having please have a different one *leaves and goes to McDonalds*
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Amazed at the amount of effort that's evidently been put into this
https://thatchers-techbase.github.io/
extremely-online quad sharing a single room, call that a four-poster bed
Instead of buying oreos, I should...
hmmm tempted to get colors live for the switch
I've been itching to get my hands on a tablet for digital art, but with this, it's as if I've already got one!
The Formula 1 Rolex Belgian Grand Prix 2021 in a nutshell:
Pokemon: "the Love Ball is more likely to succeed against a Pokémon of the opposite gender to the Trainer's Pokémon"
more like the hetero ball, am I right gamers
me: I'm hungry
you: Jordyn you literally have a salad right next to you that you made more than half an hour ago and haven't touched
me: I'm hungry
good aftemornooing
new fumble dimension 
hmmm I'm reconsidering the abilities of my custom mtg card for my fursona. I want it to suggest a hybrid defender/mill build.
Good morning
Oh my god.
I just realized.
I have three weed-smoking girlfriends.
Jordyn (pi/pem/per)
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Knock knock, it's BOMBSHELL!
Jordyn (pi/pem/per)
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mtn dew waja blast (it's purple and has a crooked mustache)
It is morning.
Jordyn (pi/pem/per)
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❎ big titty goth GF
✅ big titty goth TF
Jordyn (pi/pem/per)
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Cruelty Squad is in the category of games like Fallout NV or GTA that has audiences going one way, "we live in a capitalistic hellscape that is hostile to living and drains our humanity" while the actual moral of the game is "living in California fucking sucks."
bear good
‼️ Unsolicited follow requests are fine, I just would rather approve them manually.
Actual shark in real life; age 26. Jewish.
WPF Sudoku Master, USA Sudoku Team '22-23.
Splatoon 3: ? Squidoku#9180, member of Squid Est?.
I post about: random miscellany, Splatoon, sudoku/puzzles, Formula 1, rhythm games, Homestuck.
Occasional sex/kink-related posts, with content warnings.
Joined Oct 2020
