> Dril said he’d be willing to work at Twitter himself if Musk asked. “I think it would be my duty to answer the call,” Dril said. “I would absolutely do it. I would be his dog, I would follow his every order like a disgusting dog. I would beg for his mercy and I would learn to code if it pleased him.”
@kate 'Everything he does is a comedic bit. He’s always trying to get a laugh, that’s why he makes all his cars suicidal'
'Say a Tesla ran into my son and killed him (...) Maybe I think that it’s fine, it’s not negative that a Tesla ran into my son and killed him. That’s fine, because it’s a work in progress'
'If any of the apps were good or were run by people with more than three or four brain cells to rub together, they’d recognize the potential of my posts and offer me five or six hundred dollars to be the ambassador of their new platform, and I’d bring all my followers with me (...) If any potential Twitter replacers are out there reading this, I’d love for you to give me your money'
@esvrld anyone who knows dril is welcome to communicate my final offer of $750
“I’d like to know what these apps are, because none of the apps I’ve used are good,” he said. “They ask you for pictures of your son, your father. They’re unusable basically. They have Russian pop-up ads and malware. I’m not planning on leaving Twitter anytime soon.”
Mastodon … is too complicated, he said. “What server do I join? The good post server or the bad post server? I don’t know. There’s no guide, there’s no little blue bird you can click on for help.”