Past generations midlife crises were all about making inadvisably expensive purchases. Elder millienials midlife crises are just leaving Twitter for a different VC-backed website named Floober every week because you heard from someone that masto has bad vibes
@kate Floober may have been a bust, but this one, Blooooob dot io, is different. we've already got 3 NFT projects and a feature where premium membership lets you edit other user's bios