But she was killed by a bird. @kate@shrike.club

#Mariners after April: 8th out of 30 in pitching wOBA, 27th out of 30 in batting wOBA. sustainable

“#Mariners are activating Tapia, place Gonzales on the IL with a forearm strain. Will miss a few starts.”

SOG RULES EVERYTHING AROUBD ME

We’re either gonna get no-hit tomorrow or miraculously score 10 runs. No in between #mariners s

dylan fucking moore #mariners https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/c4d8e730-48a2-4002-ac03-a8ae63cc380d.mp4

I love mitch haniger so much it’s unreal #mariners

This year is the spark and the best I’m hoping for is a flukey wild card run. But next year and ‘23....there’s some serious talent developing all over the field and we just need some free agents to supplement it #mariners

[narrator voice] Paxton would leave the game after less than 25 pitches with an injury and may be out for a long long time. his replacement immediately gave up 3 runs. #mariners.

#mariners season begins soon. they cant hurt you if you dont expect anything from them right