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uhhhh yeah I’ll get a double order of the pussy rolls

when a goose lands somewhere and finds a bunch of other geese they experience gander euphoria

i would rather have a social credit score than a regular credit score. i cant make the regular one go up by volunteering in my community

You have the beta variant. I have the alpha variant. We are not the same

i dont think the zucchini in zucchini bread serves any purpose besides getting rid of zucchini

The thing is is that it wouldn’t be better than Effectively Wild, which might be the best podcast in the world

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fantasy writers love using the word “fumarole,” which sounds like something you’d order at a restaurant called Tony’s

jeans with the ankles joined are topologically identical to jeans without the ankles joined

this gif existing has singlehandedly justified the larussa hire

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When you hear your cat about to yartz in the other room and you book it full speed out of bed gfycat.com/powerlesssilverfoal

taking seven mulligans at the start of the game as a flex

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