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joey and i finished the terror and you know what. i cant believe that unintentionally THREE of joey's ocs are terror characters.

there are 68 named characters on the terror who have faces. we are about to flow chart most of them

starting to think that "has he spoken?" is a real question we'll have to ask

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joey has counted 41 men for our terror "who is this guy?" episode-by-episode flowcharts

accidentally doxxed her in the last one. whoops. anyways, duality of my sister's letterboxd

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going through my sister's letterboxd and its DIRE out here

Watching The Terror with Alary and I am so tired of British names. No wonder some of these men have thoughts of cannibalism their buddy is literally named Mr. Crispe.

real statement from my mother this evening: "you ask one simple question like "what is the woke mob" and no one wants to educate you"

every day another family dinner where every problem is blamed on the woke mob except this time joey is here to listen

(sarcastically) “I’m only 43 inches so clearly I need a chaperone. Since everyone says I’m so short.” - Alary (ve is the shortest in the polycule)

Al: “Oh my god… I finally understand why it’s called Wahlburgers. For Mark Wahlberg…”
Me: “Has that cut out been there the whole time?”
Al: “I guess… and I only just made the connection to Mark Wahlberg…”

Me: (joking) “Do you want to get matching best friends necklaces?”
Alary: (picking up a necklace set) “Do you want to get this” (realizes what it says and starts laughing) “wait no, I didn’t know what it said…”
Me: “this is so fucked up”

its so funny but messed up that my phone broke when alary last visited miami and now that i'm visiting faer in minnesota faer phone is breaking

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