whenever my wife sides with me in a discussion she always secures herself a little bit of plausible deniability so that she doesn't side with me TOO hard. just to be safe

i heard music that sounded just like that one theme from spongebob that plays when he's sad and she was like... no i heard it actually. it does sound like that. and i was like, yes!! it sounds exactly like it! and she was like... i mean, not EXACTLY like it... :/

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she keeps apologizing "for [her] honesty" or "for being honest"

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@lup im sorry for my commitment to honesty and precision

@callista [opening and closing my hand like a mouth, mimicking the sounds you make as you talk]

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