My buddy’s a photographer and is taking pics at the draft in Detroit today, seems nuts out there — wish the rest of us could have gone in-person but we had things going on lol

instead we’re all convening on Discord, one’s a Cowboys fan and one’s a Vikings fan so as you can imagine the vibe is tense

update: apparently my buddy’s literally part of the official production crew, damn good for him

also nuts seeing all these glamour shots of Detroit and thinking oh yeah, I know that place

eminem and roger goodell nightmare blunt rotation

god I’m so glad the team’s repaired their relationship with megatron

fuck the bears

fuck everyone in this picture

fuck the commanders

also the hats they’re giving all the players use the same shade of grey you see in discord’s night mode ui, very similar to the comment window, can’t stop noticing this

no surprise there

Do it Jim, pick JJ, pick exclusively Michigan players, be brave

Joe Alt damn interesting

good pick, also damn these guys really are just stuck with Daniel Jones lmao, also fuck the Giants

jc latham suplexing roger goodell on stage for all to see

THEY TOOK MICHAEL PENIS!!!!!!

THEY GIVE KIRK COUSINS A $180 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT THEN TAKE MICHAEL PENIS AT 8 ???????????

still reeling from the falcons Michael Penis Jr pick also fuck the bears

god what the fuck are the falcons doing man

There goes JJ… thanks for everything, for all my shit talk i sincerely hope he does well out in the NFL — also, fuck the Vikings