NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
My buddy’s a photographer and is taking pics at the draft in Detroit today, seems nuts out there — wish the rest of us could have gone in-person but we had things going on lol
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
instead we’re all convening on Discord, one’s a Cowboys fan and one’s a Vikings fan so as you can imagine the vibe is tense
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
update: apparently my buddy’s literally part of the official production crew, damn good for him
also nuts seeing all these glamour shots of Detroit and thinking oh yeah, I know that place
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
eminem and roger goodell nightmare blunt rotation
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
god I’m so glad the team’s repaired their relationship with megatron
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
fuck the bears
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #1, Chicago Bears)
fuck everyone in this picture
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #2, Washington Commanders)
fuck the commanders
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI
also the hats they’re giving all the players use the same shade of grey you see in discord’s night mode ui, very similar to the comment window, can’t stop noticing this
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #4, Arizona Cardinals)
no surprise there
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #5, Los Angeles Chargers)
Do it Jim, pick JJ, pick exclusively Michigan players, be brave
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #5, Los Angeles Chargers)
Joe Alt damn interesting
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #6, New York Giants)
good pick, also damn these guys really are just stuck with Daniel Jones lmao, also fuck the Giants
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #7, Tennessee Titans)
jc latham suplexing roger goodell on stage for all to see
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #8, Atlanta Falcons)
THEY TOOK MICHAEL PENIS!!!!!!
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #8, Atlanta Falcons)
THEY GIVE KIRK COUSINS A $180 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT THEN TAKE MICHAEL PENIS AT 8 ???????????
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #9, Chicago Bears)
still reeling from the falcons Michael Penis Jr pick also fuck the bears
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (ad break)
god what the fuck are the falcons doing man
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #10, Minnesota Vikings) (trade w/New York Jets)
There goes JJ… thanks for everything, for all my shit talk i sincerely hope he does well out in the NFL — also, fuck the Vikings
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #11, New York Jets)
Fashanuuuuuu, good for them tbh
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #13, Las Vegas Raiders)
oops I fucked up the CW on the last one lol, also didn’t these guys just get a tight end? Good for bowers for sure but damn
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #14, New Orleans Saints)
yeah makes sense
Also apparently they broke the attendance record for day 1 of the nfl draft today, 275,000+ in attendance out there, goddamn lol
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #16, Seattle Seahawks)
no offense to the Seattle folks on here but fuck the Seahawks lol
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #17, Minnesota Vikings) (trade w/Jacksonville Jaguars)
wow that’s a looooooot to trade to the Jags
Dallas Turner’s hype for the Vikings though, my friend Z is delighted
fuck the Vikings
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #18, Cincinnati Bengals)
yeah that tracks
unrelated but I ordered a refurbished 1440p/180hz monitor on eBay the other day, it showed up today and wow this display is beautiful
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #19, Los Angeles Rams)
they’re picking another first round Jared lol. Seriously though good for Verse
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #20, Pittsburgh Steelers)
good for Fautanu. still haven’t wrapped my head around Russell Wilson going to the Steelers
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #21, Miami Dolphins)
I think I fucked up my thread ordering somewhere lol
Surprised the corners have fallen this low
Mike McDaniel is so fucking hot it’s unfair fuck my life
congrats Chop
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #22, Philadelphia Eagles)
my friends asked me to post “fuck the eagles” on their behalf. A asks me to add, “I hope quinyon mitchell sucks”
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #23, Jacksonville Jaguars)
Z: “so why’d they get Gabe Davis then??”
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #24, Detroit Lions) (trade with the Dallas Cowboys)
oh my god
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #24, Detroit Lions) (trade with the Dallas Cowboys)
TERRION ARNOLDDDD, love it
pink suit is crazy
crowd understandably goin apeshit
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #25, Green Bay Packers)
all the lions fans in the audience see the green bay lights turn on and are like yeah let’s go
the boos aren’t even for goodell this time
fuck the packers
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #26, Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
seriously I was expecting us to grab kool-aid mckinstry, damn
my cowboys friend saw the Tampa Graham Barton pick and immediately muted his mic
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #27, Arizona Cardinals)
Z: wow
J: what happens to johnny newton then
A: *unmutes* fuck the Buccs
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #28, BUFFALO TRADED WITH KANSAS CITY LOL)
LMAO
I get it but lol
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #29, Dallas Cowboys)
My Cowboys friend can finally breathe, he wanted Guyton at 24 so everything wound up working out
I can’t say fuck the cowboys in front of him but hey he’s not on here lol
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #30, Baltimore Ravens)
All of us desperately want this to wrap up so we can go to bed, we’ve got work in the morning
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #31, San Francisco 49ers)
Pearsall’s gonna fuckin eat
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #32, Carolina Panthers) (traded with Buffalo)
panthers got their WR, I can finally go to bed 😭
NFL Draft 2024 in Detroit, MI (Pick #15, Indianapolis Colts)
god the Colts draft room is so hard
also Rapaport stop spoiling the picks oh my god I beg