Cadillac Cope de Ville @multiocular@shrike.club

bitches will play the stock market but not go to the market to stock up on groceries. society

deicide is ok because i'm so dashing aha

i am god's cutest adversary

i want to create the most unfriendly social media experience possible

going to create a "Have you considered blocking..." function that detects the kind of people you would HATE to meet and shows you their awful posts so you can take action

imo no matter how much money you make off of cryptocurrency i'm still going to laugh at you

if anyone is jokerfied it's him

"the stock market's all fucked up" - conner o'malley

going to start saying i'm scheming with someone whenever we make plans. making schemes with the girls to go out to the club later tonight

beautiful work of art just obliterated. the recreation is the only piece that exists, the original work and two pieces that added context are just gone. western civ shits the bed

thinking about Man at the Crossroads and getting pissed

sometimes i say things and they have consequences. fuck if i care

i just noticed how he was always talking about plumbing and like....idk he must be pretty obsessed with pipe :/ sus to me

i am the shadow creator of #MarioFaggotMoments. i know this might come as a shock

bonus: he's voiced by gianni matragrano who you might know as the one dude who does those duke nukem voiceovers on twitter

man now i'm thinking abt how the rest of ultrakill is going to have biblical angel gabriel as your character action rival. video games are good i've decided