my understanding is the read order is:
homestuck acts 1-4
a new hope
phantom blood
battle tendency
the empire strikes back
act 5
stardust crusaders
diamond is unbreakable
attack of the clones
vento aureo
revenge of the sith
stone ocean
act 6
steel ball run
return of the jedi
act 7
vast error
jojolion
the homestuck epilogues
neon genesis evangelion
godfeels
snowbound blood
psyren
homestuck 2
end of evangelion
the dollmaker's knight
rebuild of evangelion
the clone wars tv show
the jojolands
@turntechcatfish gotta put Weird Al’s “The Saga Begins” between Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable
@turntechcatfish I recommend this for regular machete order, too
it gives you the story of Phantom Menace without actually needing to WATCH Phantom Menace
(my favorite fact about that parody is that Al wrote it entirely off Internet leaks and spoilers—he went to a charity pre-screening, and only had to do a few tweaks. the song came out A MONTH after the movie)
@nowionlywantatriumph lmfao that rocks