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i just opened my dms with makin for the first time in a year and this is what i see

guys help kc remembered that i'm funny and is scrolling through my account liking all my posts

bought a new toothbrush. in my dental hygene era. antiplaquepilled. is this joke format still funny

more like the bellend of zelda ahehehehaheaheahehehee

still angry about the pronunciation guide arg that ended with "Hi! Did you guess that I'm a sentient youtube channel who's in love with horse_ebooks? Don't feel too bad if you didn't, there weren't any clues. Buy my book!"

That was 7 runs with two outs against the two best relievers on the World Series champs

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i think its pretty cool that right now the astros and mariners records are inverse of each other. i think that's neat, and funny

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y'know i've been a little out of the loop on baseball let's see who the astros play today-

@paulsrockinmastadon 45 year old 160 fWAR George Kirby's face when he has an unprecedented .1% career walk rate

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