Paul's Henderson @paulsrockinmastadon@shrike.club

i'm at the pizza hut. i'm at the pizza hut. i'm at the combination pizza hut

thats too late for baseball. baseball should be earlier

LeBron James is the newest character coming to WB MultiVersus

alright shrikes g'night. sorry you're gonna lose the win streak tomorrow but hey that's a baseball am i right go stros jose altguve is my wife

thats a public one y'all can all have that one

television's gerald robotnik

all the stuff before the match is just ceremony and the rikishi hyping themselves up, but the staredown that they do is VERY unusual.

(if you don't know the rules of sumo, the very basic idea is: if anything but the sole of your foot touches the ground, or if you touch outside the bale ring, you lose.)

if you've never watched sumo before and have to watch any single bout, watch this one. it's the final match of the greatest of all time, yokozuna (#1 ranked) sho hakuho, vs our current yokozuna (at the time #2 ranked ozeki) terunofuji. at the time hakuho knew it was his final match but nobody else did

watch the whole thing and feel the drama and tell me what you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79RAQ0WbyFI

for the record it was a real cop, she was rung up right outside her dealer's place. her dealer got arrested right after

i almost had a fucking meltdown i started looking up legal recourse and shit and now i'm just shaking

my girlfriend almost got with possession of weed, she got rung up by an undercover cop and ended up not being charged, the cop just took what she had and left. holy fuck

hey serious question shrikers can you lose your sense of taste late after covid, i haven't had covid for like two weeks but these wings taste bland as hell. i tried to drink some vinegar and i could taste it but it was kinda muted