people are dunking on a blue check on twitter who made a shitty post for ElonBucks but it's a pretty fucking hilarious table, definitely made by a fascist or somebody who really wants to be a fascist
@paulsrockinmastodon i like that all media exists on a spectrum from "art" to "scam"
tag yourself i'm A Malevolently Bad Map
@jackdaw_ruiz @paulsrockinmastodon i'm "bad art is whining, coping, seething, and a waste of time"
@jackdaw_ruiz @paulsrockinmastodon I'm "structured and rhythmic," that's what all the ladies tell me.
Actually, this chart gets way better if it's all a sex joke, the columns need to be relabeled "good sex" and "bad sex."
@jackdaw_ruiz @paulsrockinmastodon unstructured and obsessively anti-rhythm
@Sasukecoochieha @jackdaw_ruiz @paulsrockinmastodon
"instinctively regonized as a scam"
@paulsrockinmastodon I love comparing my art to drug metaphors like bulletproof coffee (I don't know what a metaphor is)
@paulsrockinmastodon this is so incredibly dogshit I am howling with laughter
Good art is man's divine right and terrible duty 🤣
...someone made a terrible dootie alright
@paulsrockinmastodon but how do I tell if art "ENFEEBLES LIFE" though?
@paulsrockinmastodon this Entartete Kunst table sucks
@paulsrockinmastodon this is Good Art
@paulsrockinmastodon @bikeshed “whining, coping, seething”
I have identified the chart itself as bad art.
@paulsrockinmastodon @bikeshed But for real this is hilarious but also just…pathetic and sad. What a fucking dull inner life one must lead to be fearful of ugliness and confusion and marijuana, while insisting that all art must more or less approximate the experience of listening to “Eye of the Tiger” while sweaty.
@paulsrockinmastodon personally one of my primary aims with art is to spit on beauty and actively celebrate ugliness as much as humanly possible
@paulsrockinmastodon this chart brings me untold joy. I have been mouthing the words “man’s divine right and terrible duty” to myself for three minutes
@paulsrockinmastodon this is so fucking fashy it's unbelievable
@paulsrockinmastodon i spit apon beauty and celebrate ugliness every minute of every day
as far as i'm concerned, all art is weed art