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alcohol, all caps 

I SPILLED MY SHITTY IPA ON MY PHONE AND ADIDAS TRACK PANTS

installing this on my pc despite knowing my build is about as powerful as a tree trunk

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F1 Silverstone 

everybody stay hydrated to celebrate Max's victory

crabs season 4 trailer is now on youtube and i am begging you to watch this two minute video its fucking incredible youtube.com/watch?v=dzrsnoCjK5

rolled out of bed at 1 pm but I made a coffee float for brunch, effectively neutralizing any bad brain from waking up late

hell yeah

sometimes... you get the F1 theme song stuck in your head... and that's okay

just watched The Lobster, it sure was... something, lol. I saw The Killing of a Sacred Deer a few weeks ago and I think I liked that one better, but this one had a much more involved story. and more variety in setting for some neat shots

paper mario and the origami king endgame spoilers 

*folds your corpse into a paper crane*

(I wish this wasn't a spoiler so I could use it as an unsettling threat)

am I crazy. do these two look similar to anyone else

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f1 

converting into a Hulkenberg fan solely because he placed second in Q2 and got on the team radio to say "wooo! jeepers"

blaseball conversations: ooh whats the relation between brock forbes and lowe forbes... what if they were married! (everyone nodding in agreement) oh wait shit—

had a dream that I was part of a public proposal for Sebastian Vettel. he was in a car with his girlfriend, and our big group just surrounded the car and announced that he wanted to propose. (she said yes)

also he could turn into a panther. I immediately pet him on the head and then felt mortified that I just gave Sebastian Vettel scritches.

here king, you dropped this *hands you your own petard*

also, shout outs to Monument Valley and Ute Mountain which are NOT national parks but rather places where the us government was unable to steal land to build a park because the local tribes said “fuck you we’ll do it better” and made their own park and by all accounts did, in fact, do it better

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS