@SapphicGiraffic Scientists mill around me, tied to a chair, blindfolded, shackled. Dimly lit lab. Unlabeled bottles. Double blind. Bottle to my lips. "Gatorade water." Next. "Dasani." Next. "Gatorade water." Lead scientist grips pencil so hard it snaps. "HOW?" she screams. I smirk. "All day hydration from the leader in sports fuel