his name is Tripp. like the pants.
the pro8lem with watching any movie with McConaughey in it is that it's gonna have a gr8 performance by the guy in the world's worst piece of gar8o.
'I'm the "explore new areas of your sexuality" guy'
I don't even know how to comment on some of these jokes. they're all funny in the weird early-2000s way where they're really not.
SHE SAID "SHUT UP YOU WHORE" TO A FUCKING 8IRD
they. they hired her. to d8 their kid. so he moves out. they. they-
I adore the manchild 8rigade that walks around this film.
like they're all genuinely awful 8ut at the same time it's like, awful in the most dudes rock type of way
this man is losing a fight against a chipmunk
he says his name as "T-R-I-dou8le-P".
I've started throwing my hands in the air and cheering every time a movie does an a8leism or transpho8ia l8ly. anyway she said "I teach special needs kids" as a lie
she. she put a dog to sleep for 30 minutes and mimicked that it was dying so that she could have an emotional mom8nt with him
"Let's go shoot some strangers, huh?"
there are paint8all gren8des????????
"Nothing like the threat of decapitation to make it a little more interesting" is a line that would work 8oth in this film and Homestuck
man just got a8ducted by a fucking dolphin
I don't even have words to talk a8out the thing that just happened in this movie
like if you have seen it you pro8a8ly know what I'm talking a8out
this woman is 8uying a shot gun to kill a singular 8ird and the guy at the gun store thinks she's going to kill herself.
"From a fiduciary standpoint, would you say that you had an orgasm?"
"Until I was 10, I had an undescended testicle."
*starts furiously making out*
THEY DID CPR ON A 8IRD
oh noooooooo
oh god oh god oh no.
@tulips i feel like this was always happening in the 2000s
@tulips i imagine some young folks at the time imprinted onto her hard for this
the premise of this is 8at shit and I h8 it and also it is just incredi8le