LET ME RECOUNT THE TALE OF THE JOURNEY OF INFURMATION I JUST EXPERIENCED

DETROIT PISTONS C/PF THON MAKER HAS A BROTHER, NAMED MAKER MAKER

MAKER MAKER HAS SIGNED WITH A SOCCER TEAM IN THE SPANISH THIRD DIVISION

THE TEAM IS "FLAT EARTH FC," A FOOTBALL CLUB PROMOTING THE FLAT EARTH CONSPIRACY

I INTENDED TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THEM FIGHTING THE GLOBETROTTERS

BEFORE DISCOVERING THIS COMPLETELY FUCKING BONKERS LIST OF HONORARY HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS

AND MEOW I NEED TO LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR