ageplaying to win @turntechcatfish@shrike.club

im going there

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imagine your chastity cage getting locked with this

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panicking over the nightmarish evils of american life < marveling at the generosity and kindness of complete strangers (avoided panic attack bc a guy on the pier shared his j)

making up a new type of guy called "girls"

mastodon's name character limit is too small to call myself "john hinckley's anti-biden murder tulpa"

putting the "homo" in "homoousion"

wearing my ransomware socks

think about how many sports teams a 20 year old will have seen go from awful to amazing or vice versa, how many incredible stories will have been told by their players, how many franchise-changing players will have come and went, just how much *history* will have accumewlated in that time

then think about the fact that fur their entire life, since the day they were born, the sacramento kings have been exactly the same: toilet

beat me up

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