@SophiaSurname i was simply sitting in my chair, reading a book, when this beautiful revelation came to me. now i am 100% certain she is the vriska of twin peaks.

@vriskazone "the vriska of twin peaks" has opened my third eye

James is a tavros but do those two ever significantly interact

@vriskazone god -- she's so the vriska. she goes out of her way to be part of things and hassle people and is also one of my favorite parts of the work

@SophiaSurname yeah like, her primary character drive is so very vriska, to bring herself into the center of the whole narrative and capture the attention of cooper/the investigation, which given investigation's association with light in twin peaks is VERY thief of light and VERY vriska

@SophiaSurname god i mean i feel that this is just a timeline where she is mercifully spared of comphetting for a tavros. however i don't know if it's much better given that i'm pretty certain that dale cooper is a dirk and audrey's very preoccupied with getting cooper's attention

@vriskazone shaking in my boots at the idea that coop is a dirk I'm so scared please tell me more!

I got to "james = tavros" by starting at "who would audrey forcefemme like June" and tripping over to "audrey is such a lesbian i don't want to think about her comphet with coop and Billy zane"

Albert is a karkat easy...

@SophiaSurname faskj;sdlk i mean i've yet to dive deeper into coop = dirk in terms of analyzing cooper and dirk's character arcs and stuff, i just arrived at this conclusion by looking at how central cooper and harry's relationship is to the series and the homestuck in my brain went like *points* dirkjake

@vriskazone holyshitholyshitholyshit