failson audrey horne
@vriskazone you're not wrong
@SophiaSurname i was simply sitting in my chair, reading a book, when this beautiful revelation came to me. now i am 100% certain she is the vriska of twin peaks.
@vriskazone "the vriska of twin peaks" has opened my third eye
James is a tavros but do those two ever significantly interact
@SophiaSurname god i mean i feel that this is just a timeline where she is mercifully spared of comphetting for a tavros. however i don't know if it's much better given that i'm pretty certain that dale cooper is a dirk and audrey's very preoccupied with getting cooper's attention
@SophiaSurname faskj;sdlk i mean i've yet to dive deeper into coop = dirk in terms of analyzing cooper and dirk's character arcs and stuff, i just arrived at this conclusion by looking at how central cooper and harry's relationship is to the series and the homestuck in my brain went like *points* dirkjake
@vriskazone holyshitholyshitholyshit
@vriskazone shaking in my boots at the idea that coop is a dirk I'm so scared please tell me more!
I got to "james = tavros" by starting at "who would audrey forcefemme like June" and tripping over to "audrey is such a lesbian i don't want to think about her comphet with coop and Billy zane"
Albert is a karkat easy...