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BAD BAD BAD BAD I UNLEASHED A DEMON THAT WAS HIDING IN MY CLOSET AND NOW MY LEGS HURT SO SO SO BAD

(MOSQUITO IN MY CLOSET BIT ME NO JOKE. 15 TIMES IN UNDER A MINUTE)

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DOG

I AM ALLERGIC TO MOSQUITO BITES.

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DOG

REMEMBER ME….. REMEMBER THAT I ONCE LIVED…. *PASSES AWAY*

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Griever

@DELTA oh jesus i'm so sorry

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DOG

@Griever SERENA CAN YOU COME HERE AND KILL IT I CANT GO BACK IN MY ROOM IT WILL EAT ME ALIVE AGAIN :(

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Griever

@DELTA best i can do is post this gif for you

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