36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp @KC@shrike.club

platypuses were a mistake. nothing should have that many traits. if you want to add joy to your life by looking at something that wildly mixed, you should buy my smartjuicer with brandlocked artisan coldpress concoctions 🍑

I dont like pineapples, they're too slowburn on ao3 and yellow and stabby. and also ripped off stevia jops :( who was a tech legend btw.
anyway please buy my new opensource proprietary cryptowallet, peachpay 🍑

hello everyone, Kayseaugh here. I have an announcement. from today onward I will only be selling memes as NFTs. also please invest in my new currency, pitcoin. it's decentralized moneys, but the center of the peach. 🍑

No Dad I'm not a ninja and actually have a trïple majœúr

One of the funniest metaphors/tropes now is when an obviously queer character is in the closet but it's like about not wanting to take over the Family Business or match their Aesthetic™
Bonus points if their parents are megagay

how do i get the sparkledog brainplats. its looks fun

seasons neevings

I want 2 see what's up with the Uminekos but don't even have the brainplats to read the manga rn so RIP. Detective Conan is innperbesting tho. I like to read manga, playing games requires attention for more time and engagement that I don't have anymore. I also don't even have the energy to turn OFF my brain and watch episode 10 of Yashahime or something. I hope Moroha wins the lotto soon. Alas. *watches MagicalGirl Radical Revy-Chan*

@donut’s art and OCs always make me feel incredibly bineapple 🍍❤️ Very tastey drawings.

Shoutout to the girl in my artclass for painting EGG HELLSCAPE 🔥

My favorite dragons are the noodles. And Terepy.

Ok but can Meems be exchanged for Guds and services?

I like to look at drawings of groups and pick out which character the artist obviously kins

@basil rate my new lomilomi salmon recipe customized for a tender herb 🌱🌿

*mixes sand, silt, and a little bit of clay into chopped and salted fish with tomatoes, mauionions, and scallion*
Loamy-loamy Salmon 🐟

get u a girl who's not just a snack but the whole damn meal 🍝

unhinged twilight is my favorite twilight and also i cant draw ponys

Vriska has horrible eyesight from leaning too close to the screen while drawing her RP characters

Ginseng with da spraypaint, what will she make? 🎨