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I'm a bineapple, which means I will mirror ur keysmashes :gudjob: ⌨️

ok what if i entirely start over tho. i hate acrylic paint so much. can u tell. just it case it wasnt obvious. I do. a lot. I anger. I am filled with rage. inside me is a tempest sullied by stupid fragmented hues in plastic carried by the wind that keep hitting me in the face. :paniKC: 🎨 🔥

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reading vast error for that page with the cyborg platypi

Dark Art Resources show me noneurocentric planes of the face in page 1 of searchresults

I liked it better when I started. Now everything is muddled yellow and my paint is dry again. I anger.

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acrylic gets spritzed with water for being a fool and drying out. I could've drank or swam in that water but nooo. It had to enter stasis like some shitty housepet sitting somewhere offlimits. I hate acrylic paint

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I would be good at painting if this medium didn't suck so much. If you're acrylic paint, fuck you. :gudjob: 🔥

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I hate acryllic paint. Fuckign plasticass pigments. Dryin out in 0.2 seconds before I can make full use of them and looking very uncool like the opposite of a wetass platy. Fuck off. *goes to swim in the river but chokes on microplastics and goes splat* :splat:

hey ❤️ are you a platypus? Because u make me go ':D' irl whenever I see u :plat: ✨

KC is going to come back in a few hours and wonder what happened here

I threw out all my tools and replaced them with butterknives 🍑

i keep forgetting shrikeforum exists lmao slkdfjksdfsdf

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