"update your graphics driver" why i just updated it last year

Generally, Mallory

(I would ideally swap int and cha but I also want to be good at the game)

sigh. a lot of the bard dialogue options are suitable for mallory.

is there a setting for "less dramatic dice rolls"? they're very fun but they also take a while

absolutely obliterated those bandits in the chapel. i mean they're the ones who stood next to an explosive barrel, but still

Astarion's on my shit list because I knew on vibes alone that he was going to try to backstab me so I took the option where I refused to give him the opportunity and the game gave him the opportunity anyway

"How can I do anything but sing your praises?"

You're being influenced by the parasite to say that, aren't you?

I met Wyll. I love him with all my heart.

the tiefling children are ADORABLE

i forgot to turn his helmet visibility off and I don't want to go through the dance of putting him in and out of my party to make astarion look normal again

I really wish Gale and Wyll weren't both arcane casters because I love them both

chicken chase is nonsense

I really wanted to leave Volo to die at the goblin camp but I couldn't figure out where Halsin was and i thought he might tell me so i rescued him.

I also successfully assassinated the goblin priestess without anyone noticing. I'm carrying her body around just in case a goblin would find her body and spoil the whole thing.

.... I did savescum to do it because the first time i tried we were like 7 points of damage shy of sealing the deal.

Ok so the way to handle Nightwarden Minthara is not to just attack her by surprise at level 3

Mallory looks like Prince Eric

You know i was SURE i was going to savescum after Volo removed my FUCKING eye, but it looks like there are no penalties and i can now see invisible, so

Ok my first actual criticism of this game is that long rests appear to be completely costless except for the abundant supplies. I took a long rest in the goblin town after killing one of the goblin leaders and when i left camp the next day her corpse was still there and i still have the run of the place. It's VERY convenient for video game reasons but it breaks immersion pretty badly, and that's not something I'm even normally especially concerned with.

good patch notes

...... is that a motherfucking lost reference?

(the book's description isn't, at least)

why is there so goddamn much eye horror in this game

Right after this line, @Paradox said "this guy wants to blow up the DMV"

wait fuck why have i been romancing shadowheart, mallory wouldn't fuck shadowheart mallory would fuck gale

realizing that I have to rewind to the start of the party after saving the grove so that mallory can agree to fuck gale instead of shadowheart has killed my momentum lol. I've played ffxiv instead of bg3 during my gaming time the last 2 days

if gale tries to top mallory i'm going to riot

oh my god this is so funny

Karlach's freakout after we killed the "paladins of tyr" made mallory drop to 0 outside of combat and i hadn't saved after beating the fight so next time I play i have to re-do that fight.

which is just as well, the trader fucking OBLITERATED us

game crashed during my second attempt, this is going badly

this game is so horny

Is Shadowheart's artefact a d20

I let Astarion drink my blood and he no longer has any opinion on me at all

Astarion has an opinion on me gain