@Paradox why not just drink tomato juice?

@Paradox with a lil salt and pepper and hot sauce?

@pataphysicker tomato juice is icky

@Paradox ketchup is just viscous and sweet tomato sauce though!

@pataphysicker VISCOUS AND SWEET are the BEST PARTS

@Paradox ketchup is too sweet!!!

@pataphysicker THATS THE POINT

@Paradox you're making me taste this in my tongue, and I'm gonna gag ;-;

@pataphysicker i know i said to use a glass but its best when you just throw your head back and squirt it straight from the bottle

@Paradox I can't condone this behaviour. Blocked

@futureimperfect the weak weed themselves on this day

@Paradox I am the strongest person you'll ever know and part of that is because I drink real drinks instead of ketchup. Like whey

@futureimperfect do you want the complicated answer or the short answer

ill give you the short one now: tastey :)

@Paradox It's not though. Ketchup is the worst condiment. It just drowns every flavour out. I wish we still made it from mushrooms instead

@futureimperfect ok while that does sound awesome, consider that when ketchup is the only flavor its not drowning anything out

@Paradox ITS THE SAME EXPERIENCE

@futureimperfect :)

@Paradox You're a fascinating critter