seriously put ketchup in a glass and realize what youve been missing out on due to cowardice and bad taste
@Paradox with a lil salt and pepper and hot sauce?
@pataphysicker tomato juice is icky
@Paradox ketchup is just viscous and sweet tomato sauce though!
@pataphysicker VISCOUS AND SWEET are the BEST PARTS
@Paradox ketchup is too sweet!!!
@pataphysicker THATS THE POINT
@Paradox you're making me taste this in my tongue, and I'm gonna gag ;-;
@pataphysicker i know i said to use a glass but its best when you just throw your head back and squirt it straight from the bottle
@Paradox I can't condone this behaviour. Blocked
@futureimperfect the weak weed themselves on this day
@Paradox I am the strongest person you'll ever know and part of that is because I drink real drinks instead of ketchup. Like whey
@futureimperfect do you want the complicated answer or the short answer
ill give you the short one now: tastey :)
@Paradox It's not though. Ketchup is the worst condiment. It just drowns every flavour out. I wish we still made it from mushrooms instead
@futureimperfect ok while that does sound awesome, consider that when ketchup is the only flavor its not drowning anything out
@Paradox ITS THE SAME EXPERIENCE
@Paradox You're a fascinating critter
@Paradox why not just drink tomato juice?