Augmented Human E-621 @Paradox@shrike.club
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Joined Oct 2020
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Edie: "are you OK" is what Terry Bogard says to his enemies before he punches them in the head
Quiet: mutuals do this
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[dies and comes back as a cowboy] reintarnation??
Jade: i am in the mood to hunt down a small animal only to realize it was actually just a ball the whole time!!
drugs
Jade: do you think zoo animals would be happier if we got them stoned for enrichment
unrelatedly, could someone please come clean my enclosure
Jade: i am simultaneously bored out of my mind and completely entertained
how does my brain even form coherent thoughts
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I think I'm a fan of Susie Deltarune.
- Dana
Dana: People have been arguing about how to get me into the front for an entire hour, and not one of them thought to just ask. Not once. Why.
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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.
Jade: the fact that i was cozy previously and am no longer cozy at present is a sign that i should dismantle everything on this planet with my bare hands
nsfw(?)/sh(???)
Dana: If Silverbark doesn’t get over this new “punch herself in the foot or the gut” stim she’s developing, she’s going to bed in a straitjacket. I already have enough problems walking. Stop that.
Jade: quick! punch me in the face as hard as you can!
Jade: today is just one of those days
where i just wanna post “woof woof bark grr”
or something
and receive attention for making loud noises
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please be warned that if you say something nice about me or my work i WILL reread it until i have every word memorized and treasure it in much the same way that one would squeeze a teddy bear close to their chest
Dana: My body is a goddamn sludge.
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*walks into a restaurant and walks up to a random table* hey I hate the meal you're having please have a different one *leaves and goes to McDonalds*
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local scrubjay: here is my peanut song. peanut peanut peanut peanut. peanuts in my territory. peanuts for me. no peanuts for slow crows
local crow: that peanut might be a trap. i bet it’s a trap. it’s totally a HEY SCRUBJAY THAT WAS MY PEANUT
local scrubjay: MY TURF MY NUTS
me: birds. so majestic
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Joined Oct 2020
