"I'm gonna be eatin' cereal outta apple juice" - @Paradox
without further adieu: how much i would enjoy fucking every non-variant monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster (with the exception of apex arzuros who is also here)
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: F tier
basarios: its a rock
bishaten: obsessed with fruit, screams
daimyo hermitaur: its a crab
jyaratudas: its a fish
seregios: its scales make you bleed. could be fun kink-ways but you would absolutely die of blood loss before you finish proper sex
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: D tier (2/2)
lagombi: tummy too slippery to lay on, otherwise too dopey
narwa: i chose the tier poorly for these ones but im mostly just afraid it would kill me instantly with its sheer mass
ibushi: i chose the tier poorly for these ones but im mostly just afraid it would kill me instantly with its sheer mass
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: D tier (1/2)
aknosom: its a bird
arzuros: massive bear, unfortunately very dopey and clumsy
great baggi: pros: sleep gas. cons: its like a tricksy little lizard guy, no real dominance but no submission
great izuchi: tail is a knife. unfortunately constantly surrounded by small, very annoying versions of itself.
great wroggi: baggi except instead of sleep its poison.
kulu-ya-ku: steals everything you own while you recover from bad sex
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: C tier
barroth: its face is like a rock dude
astalos: electric, but too... erratic.
royal ludroth: its mane is a sponge
somnacanth: pros: soporific breath. cons: ugly as sin
tobi-kadachi: too squirrelly, literally.
plural | 24 | she slash it