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i'm qanon. sorry. thought it was funny at the time

i think it's funny how The Art of War was a groundbreaking and revolutionary approach to strategy at the time but now its precepts can be neatly sorted into boxes labeled "common sense" and "war crimes"

so did those ten thousand lightning bugs give him a thousand hugs each, or a thousand hugs total? the former sounds like it would take a while but the latter implies each firefly gave one tenth of a hug

According to Fitbit, since July 2017 I have walked or run 7,900 miles, the distance to the center of the earth. I think it is probably time I turned around and went home

update: i got into a fight with the washing machine and am now the Twelfth Paravellex. i am still not ginger

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rereading a thing i wrote in 2016-17 and thinking "huh this story actually holds up pretty well but did i have to be such a damn liberal"

me: i can't recommend fallen london to people because while the early game is fun in an early 2010s browser game way and the late game has some of the best content i know of in a browser game just... ever the mid game sucks so bad, especially zaliing, zailing is so fucking boring and bad

failbetter: hey we are fixing zailing so it won't suck, and also that's where we're focusing on for future updates so the mid game is really fun

me, pulling out my "play fallen london" sign: alrighty then

i have done five puzzles a day for nine years. in the past year i think i've played like three actual games

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i just got a Trophy from chess.com for doing 1000 tactics puzzles!

i have done 14045 tactics puzzles.

did the crossword in pen today because i'm a cocky bitch

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