🐶 Cowboy 🐶 @Saint_Dionysus@shrike.club

@heroboof I can't believe you would show me, on the day of my old man's abortion appointment, a twink.

@heroboof I'm the old man gatekeeper. Come back with a guy whose clearly post menopause.

Everyone share the old man you are getting pregnant and paying for his abortion.

I'd get that old man pregnant AND pay for his abortion.

@Frank I read that as "Tess has to turn into a man" and was about to start yelling yippie, but alas, my hopes and dreams crushed to dust. Call me disappointed.

Me, to myself, whenever I see a hot woman:

If elected president, I will invest 2 billion dollars from our military budget, to answer the greatest question in our proud nation. Was it the bong rip or is it covid?

Just to let people know, Tumblr is having a massive boon in forcemasc and autoandrophile content. That single Twitter meme was the final straw on the camels back and the boys are going wild.

> Have you read anything written by a woman lately?

Yeah, I read some D/s porn by a trans woman this morning, on tumblr. It was enlightening feminist lit.

@kate I wasn't gonna say it out loud.

I will not be taking questions at the moment.

A thought: emotionally stunted female-prasenting men.

@BestGirlGrace I hope Miku kills this fake ass bitch.

“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me from and for the dirt. 

Me

They gave me the booster (stab that giveth) and now it's time to get my labs done (the stab that taketh).

Slap his back Sunday.