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dragon age shitpost, inquisition spoilers 

Inquisitor: The warden had a dog! Hawke had a dog! Why can't I have a dog!
Inquisitor at 2:30 in the morning a week after Trespasser: Oh goddamnit

It's one of those days where i don't like myself (uh huh!)
I get along with me okay (okay)
I'll slip beneath these sheets and shiver here a while
I find this happening more frequently these days
I practice nightly
I try to get ahead
This art of surfacing is all but dead but
I keep coming up
With time enough to breathe
I take what I need

[hollers and hits the desk] @Paradox is so pretty!!!!!!!!

Which is the least of her amazing qualities she's also really smart and funny and has incredible emotional intelligence

But let's holler about how PRETTY SHE IS if you have seen her face

uspol, mass shooting, covid 

how is a nightclub shooting possible during covid, there is so fucking much wrong happening here

uspol, capitalism 

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

@kate Hey, I'm really glad you got born. It was on the whole a good decision by you or the universe or nothing or whatever might choose who gets born

Yo this early 20th century trans dude who was a total fucking rake kicks ass. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_

(Tw in the contents for rampant misgendering and in the news paper articles section for suicide)

it is 1230 IN THE FUCKING MORNIGN WHY ARE YOU STILL EXPLODING THINGS

y'all ever try so hard not to press the A button that you invent an entire new branch of theoretical physics

nsfw shitpost 

i talk a big game but i've never actually eaten ass, I am going to fuck it up so hard the first time I eat ass.

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the lipstick i put on for this smeared the *instant* that I kissed my gf who came over. Green all over both our faces for like an hour.

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also it's really good porn made by my friend and it's in honor of my headmate and i wanna cry because it is hot and makes me happy

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I very occasionally retweet porn i trust minors not to look fuck you if you're coming from anti-world and think that makes me evil

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SHRIKE CLUB

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