a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

Josie (of the pussycats) is the mayor's daughter

what the fuck is up with mantle the magnificent, those were some KILLER quips

twin peaks vibes at pop's sodium shop

working theory is that Cheryl and Jughead are in a narrative wrestling match like Calliope and Dirk in Meat but it will never be acknowledged

In which Cheryl Blossom ceases diegetic music through will power alone.

I very sincerely like this shot. this really speaks to the show.

Cheryl Blossom just said "I'm fine" then stabbed a frog and said "In fact I'm amazing" this show was never normal

HEY HOLY SHIT THE FROG DISSECTION SCENE? HEY Y'ALL WHY DO YOU SAY THIS SHOW IS NORMAL? WHAT ARE YOU FUCKERS TAKLING ABOUT???????

Nothing has contradicted my reading that Cheryl is in an entirely different piece than the rest of the characters

A threatening announcement that there will still be a pep rally. This is what we need.

Archie and Betty literally have the fuckin windows from the she wears jorp jorps video

just sibling things

"Is Jughead a dirk," I say, as the general orders the sniper to take the shot

Riverdale is a Homestuck spin-off @swampvendor

So @swampvendor informed me that they suspect that by season 2 the character Cheryl Blossom is writing her own plotlines in Riverdale. If you tie this to my statement that everyone is in a different show than Cheryl except for Jughead, and then note that Jughead is literally writing the events of at least episode 1 in the course of episode 1....

https://allegrarosenberg.bandcamp.com/track/the-update-song a song about an experience that i am glad that i had but never will have again

Skip to 3.2 to get to the Upsilons

If you ship Mickey's court wizard with the teenager Mickey left in hell for 10 years, the ship name is Aquaduck

everyone in alien isolation is really sweaty