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Vriska: Aeldari Corsair (easiest layup in history, space elf pirates who like to think of themselves as heroes)

Terezi: ordos xenos inquisitor of a more curious and investigative branch in order to facilitate 40K vrisrezi)

Kanaya: blood angel (space vampire bloodlusted berserker with a chainsaw) or Asuryani striking scorpion (often bloodlusted chainsaw wielding elves, green, can switch from path of the warrior to a caretaker path later)

Jake: rogue trader (space gentleman adventurer)

Jane: imperial noble involved with the Inquisition

Roxy: Unsure, maybe an Asuryani spiritseer?

Dirk: wayward Drukhari incubi (perfect swordsmen with emotional issues)

Feferi: T'au etherial ("benevolent" ruler caste)

Eridan: Ordos Xenos inquisitor (CEO of racism)

Gamzee: one of the more xenocidal harlequin troupes

Equius: Drukhari haemonculus (arrogant fetish driven space elf surgeons)

Rose: Tzeentch corrupted heretical rogue psyker (easiest answer by dar)

Jade: Navigator (the noble mutant freaks w a monopoly on guiding Imperial ships through The Warp to allow FTL travel)

Dave: Least abused and unhappy space marine (White Scars?)

June: Aeldari harlequin because I think that's really funny

I've done "what 40K army every homestuck character would Play" but now I want to do what every homestuck character would actually be in 40K

The new annex of my warhammer club has a record player should I get a Sorry For Party Rocking vinyl so I can blast party rock anthem on my Drukhari's big shooting turn

I know this is the arch millennial gaming take but I really think Mario 64 Ocarina of Time & co had more purely evocative and perfect environments than any "3d game" since

High fidelity environmental design will never never invoke half the wonder managed by the limitless Imagination Power of my 9 yr old brain playing ocarina of time

Craftworld Ecoleg warbands "Steamy Jungles" "Grassy Plains" and "Dark Depths of the Ocean"

Do I dare play as a haughty noble Altmer battlemage who was jailed and exiled to the hinterlands for plundering Colovian tombs and practicing necromancy.....

Is it time for another Morrowind replay....

Cum, Nerevar

I think it's actually good to teach children that conflict can be resolved through kindness

Listening to out of touch on Wednesday because I hate those anime girls

Ecotarch Lileathial Greenpeace is my finest ever craftworld Ecoleg name yet

Space elf with flowing cyan hair, 10;000 yr old ornate sword, decked in jewels from the old empire, immaculate white psychoplastic armor, smells like a rainforest: Finest evenings and greenest days ahead to you, human emissary. I am Autarch Lileathial Greenpeace, first of my name, the singing sword of the Shattered Stars warhost of Craftworld Ecoleg-Yfory. Who might you be?

Guardsman who just got promoted from private 1st class to major general in 1 hour: Dunstan m..m'xenos

It's really funny that literally every frutiger aero playlist ever has the same video game soundtrack song but it completely deserves to be there https://youtu.be/tjlvmb8SGEs?si=vavex8fr0gryW6MA

It's hilarious how basically every side of WW1 had remarkable rates of barracks homoeroticism and trench homosexuality

I wish I took pictures but I just played a kill team game w my blades of khaine and loved it... the howling banshees look so damn cool on skirmish scale terrain with how dynamic their poses are

I would love to be an NCR guerrilla laying out mines to completely waste those stupid faggots in the brotherhood