taking bets, taking bets!

is he talking about

A: the racism (reasonable, but unlikely)

B: the driving conditions and dangerous roads (yeah ok just dont drive at night and drive slow if youre new but its not THAT bad)

C: the fauna (just flee if you smell cucumbers its not that hard)

D: the evil roving band of rapist cannibals with no teeth and no clothes that even some appalachians perpetuate urban legends about for some fucking reason (I WILL KILL YOU WITH THIRTY BRICKS YOU CLASSIST FUCK)