taking bets, taking bets!
is he talking about
A: the racism (reasonable, but unlikely)
B: the driving conditions and dangerous roads (yeah ok just dont drive at night and drive slow if youre new but its not THAT bad)
C: the fauna (just flee if you smell cucumbers its not that hard)
D: the evil roving band of rapist cannibals with no teeth and no clothes that even some appalachians perpetuate urban legends about for some fucking reason (I WILL KILL YOU WITH THIRTY BRICKS YOU CLASSIST FUCK)
@SophiaSurname you said this and i groaned so loudly i had to go check and turns out
yeah.
not slenderman specifically but its a creepypasta about What Lurks In The Foggy Woods OOOooooOOOoooOOooo so
whoops.
sorry for disdaining you so swiftly, youtube user Crowmudgen
@gutters0451 yeah i could tell from the thumbnail that it was creepypasta shit
@gutters0451 also "Backroads" while a real thing that would be a reasonable thing to call a video like what you were expecting does in the current climate of the internet evoke the "backrooms"
@SophiaSurname see i didnt see it zoomed in like that until i hit post. i thought the dude in the car was just a weirdly edited photo of Mr Crowmudgen over there, maybe wearing a Signature Mask Of His i didnt know about because ive never heard of this dude. but yeah zoomed in thats a creepy graspler alright
@gutters0451 @SophiaSurname ah see i was gonna say it was a clickbait mothman video lol
@gutters0451 C. cucumbers???
@pataphysicker copperheads reek of cucumbers. if youre walkin in the woods and smell cucumbers you are in fact smelling a deeply venomous snake and you need to get to swiftsteppin right the fuck back where you was prior
@gutters0451 @pataphysicker if i carry cucumbers around then that means my odds of encountering a copperhead when i smell cucumbers drastically decreases
@Paradox @pataphysicker sure babe. ill miss you.
@gutters0451 @pataphysicker i can take a snake they got no arms
@Paradox @pataphysicker sure babe. ill miss you.
@Paradox @gutters0451 @pataphysicker oh man they got no arms.... :( T_T
@SophiaSurname @Paradox @pataphysicker sure steven quartz universe. ill miss you.
@gutters0451 cryptid
@gutters0451 E: slenderman