taking bets, taking bets!
is he talking about
A: the racism (reasonable, but unlikely)
B: the driving conditions and dangerous roads (yeah ok just dont drive at night and drive slow if youre new but its not THAT bad)
C: the fauna (just flee if you smell cucumbers its not that hard)
D: the evil roving band of rapist cannibals with no teeth and no clothes that even some appalachians perpetuate urban legends about for some fucking reason (I WILL KILL YOU WITH THIRTY BRICKS YOU CLASSIST FUCK)
Riley!
@gutters0451 C. cucumbers???
@pataphysicker copperheads reek of cucumbers. if youre walkin in the woods and smell cucumbers you are in fact smelling a deeply venomous snake and you need to get to swiftsteppin right the fuck back where you was prior
@Paradox @pataphysicker sure babe. ill miss you.
@gutters0451 @pataphysicker i can take a snake they got no arms
@Paradox @pataphysicker sure babe. ill miss you.
@Paradox @gutters0451 @pataphysicker oh man they got no arms.... :( T_T
@SophiaSurname @Paradox @pataphysicker sure steven quartz universe. ill miss you.
@gutters0451 @pataphysicker if i carry cucumbers around then that means my odds of encountering a copperhead when i smell cucumbers drastically decreases