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The problem with fucking a chicken sandwich is that if I'm hungry and horny (known as 'horngry' to certain types) the hunger is going to override my sex drive and I'm going to eat the sandwich first. And if I'm not then I wouldn't be doing that.

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Going out to get a coffee and read some Greek philosophy on this fine Sunday afternoon (-ᴥ-)

HEARTBREAKING: Only Person Who's Heard Of Niche Subject You Just Brought Up Has Opinions Clearly Recycled From A Video Essay

When the masculine and feminine are in fact a transcendant duality that posits one another as opposed yet one and the same, how are any of us in this life supposed to pass Bechdel's Test

It’s amazing how many ads are just “A family are having fun together and it’s wonderful and exciting or amazing and also Adobe Acrobat is there”

Yeah, not everyone had a prankster phase sweetie, that was just you. I’ve personally NEVER switched out salt for sugar or used a wh**pee c*shion.

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Sorry but I just don’t trust people who ding dong door dashed as a kid. You want to call yourself a “leftist” now but we all know who you really are.

Squires! Grant this fool a multi-trip bus ticket to the dungeons!

You have nothing better to do, than to upload CRAP. And that’s, keeping it real.

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People saying Ye releasing his dogshit album independently is some huge move as if he did it intentionally and not just because no major record label he cares for is going to work with him and no small label is notorious enough for him to work with them. You’re not Death Grips love x

That channel will soon be suspended, why? Because you are reuploading those, stupid, YouTube Poop cartoons, with those Mario Brothers, heheheh, smoking weed.

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And what the YouTube Poop movement is, is they think it is funny, to take animations from TV shows and remix them and create them as their own. Because you love to upload copyrighted cartoons… and that is why you are suspended.

What if the neoplatonic monad existed not in some unreachable spiritual plane, but on some server farm in the outskirts of Atlanta? That's the internet. That's what this is. Virtual spaces aren't really virtual. They're in tightly packed, secured places you'll never see, it's as material as it gets, it's a new demiurge for the new age.

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I just don't know how else to put it. The transhumanism stuff is not starting with robot limbs and brain implants, it's starting with your social and emotional dependencies being tied up in corporate interests and the whirlwind of human desire, it's starting with your motivators to get out of bed existing on a server farm on the other side of the planet.

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Your takes about the pros and cons of future transhumanism don’t matter, because it’s already here. Your friends are on the internet, some of you your careers and core interests, your soul is divided across this demiurgic monad and reality and it’s not budging anywhere by temporarily pushing it away with deflective takes and “dopamine breaks”. It’s here to stay.

I'm not even as much of a little as I used to be but I have to stick up for my fellow tykes in arms.

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