rosebot in 2022 @esther@shrike.club

CHILD IN MY CLASS: Ma’am if you wanna leave early just tell them I was mean to you. Cry a little, they’ll let you go. I promise, I got you like that.

depression CANCELLED

very pretty in car but my wife is gone away…. for another hour…

diagnostic checklist for 'being the protagonist of an 0pacifica novel'

ten pounds heavier than when I was last doing pole and I can do a CRAZY Ayesha now

we’re so back

BORN 2 SLEEP

FORCED 2 TEACH INCLUDING DURING PLANNING PERIOD DUE TO STATE TESTING

(slept four hours voice) I only slept four hours :(

it kind of fucks

tits out earplugs in

one million times more comfortable with “goth slut” treatment, many women dressed exactly like me have told me I am pretty and zero men have looked me in the eyes. w.

turned away at the concert parking lot for being too adorable and winsome

I have to make chapter interludes between horrific lesbian tortureporn where the dead wife is unbelievably goofy. I have to do this.

I'm going to be such an elegantly weathered and terrifying fifty year old woman some day

watching the filmography of mads mikkelsen as a high school aged kid who liked hannibal for the Beautiful Gore made me want to be an evil woman in my fifties so fucking bad

got owned for this outfit by multiple children today

@ElusiveConfection asked this and he said “straight girls don’t wear pants with side pockets” and pointed at my cargo pants

it’s HOMOPHOBIA DAY

ME, EXPRESSING REASONABLE EXASPERATION WITH A STUDENT’S STORY ABOUT THEIR FRIEND GETTING HER PHONE TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE OF WHERE SHE PUT IT: What girls are keeping their phones in their back pockets?

STUDENT ACROSS THE ROOM: Straight girls, ma’am.

@pleonasticTautology i broke INSTANTLY i was like “I am NEVER financially recovering from this thanks”