rosebot in 2022 @esther@shrike.club

the adult mind cannot comprehend child doodles

no one believes me when I tell them what my students doodle when given any free will at all

JULIA: If you were a cow… I would say such nice compliments about your big beautiful dewy eyes.,, and if you were a hucow… don’t leave don’t leave nooooo

if you eat out a lot of cis women and suck off a lot of cis men you unlock a secret third much more useful ability

god made me the best at sucking enormous transfem cock luckily. and huge cocks may make some people limp around but they also help a lot of people have a good time, so, it;s impossible to say if it's bad or not,

whys it that big for.

god gave my beautiful wife the biggest cock he could imagine. abundant theological implications.

It's REALLY easy to develop a dependency though. Always gotta keep an eye out. It helps to have Six AM Job so I spend a lot of time with "thirty second professional makeup" and nothing else.

I actually do love the part of makeup where you have the power to change your face. I had to stop doing it for three years to appreciate it as something other than “a social lubricant and crutch not unlike alcohol” but that was worth it.

oh elizabeth we're really in it now

One of my going-out friends from college is on a reality show right now and I truly underestimated the second-hand agony of watching someone you know "medium well" do some very alcohol-fueled shenanigans on the CW network.

at a speakeasy populated exclusively by retired people singing along to Nickelback

wifes watching Monkey Man time

Trying to explain to teens that when I’m bored I do calf raises and think about my novels and they start trying to perform an exorcism.

"what do you DO though" "I write and work out."

kids (age of 17-19) astonished when I presented proof that I genuinely don't have games on my phone. not even clash of clans. not even fifa.

I drink a solid gallon of whole milk weekly but like in an earnest and normal way I prommy

I'm really just lucky that admin didn't walk in today while I was holding a box of chips ahoy cookies over my head and shouting "TWO cookies! Faint RIGHT NOW for TWO COOKIES!!!! RIGHT NOW!" and a child was like "can I move my backpack so I land on it - " "YES!!! BACKPACK IS FINE!!! FAINT RIGHT NOW AND CONVINCE ME FOR TWO COOKIES!!!" and then he did. (They are on Act 3 of The Crucible)

We chatted for a few minutes and then another colleague joined us and sat on the curb and talked about Politics Beyond The Futility Of Every Florida Democrat and then I went home.

He's sitting on the curb and I go "Hey, Captain Otherlastname! You waiting for someone, or need a ride?" and he says "Thanks, Lastname - I'm waiting for my wife, and it's a nice day, so I thought I'd sit outside." and then, after exchange of pleasantries, "I'd been meaning to talk to you, since - my wife just got a job locally, we'd been planning to leave the state, but it looks like we won't be moving. How do you square being a Marxist with living in Florida? I'm struggling to reconcile it."