debating charmy the bee's age and coke addiction status with inTENSITY in tonights rileys legions side story session
the only child sonic character is cream. charmy isnt 6, charmy is a 19 year old coke addict.
"oh charmy is an innocent ray of sunshine" HE IS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WHO REGULARLY WORKS FOR THE CAPITALIST SLAVER, AND LIVES WITH THE ASSASSIN AND THE DJ BODYBUILDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS A PARTY SLUT TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Griever tails is an ex-eggman engineer that sonic taught the ability to resist, as described in Escape From The City. "follow me," being sonic and "set me free," being tails, which is why tails is very dependent on and addicted to idolizing sonic
@gutters0451 @Griever ??? ex-eggman engineer?? they met in emerald hill zone on south island between sonic 1 and 2 (probably after cd)
@flutteringEpaulette @Griever they werent thinkin about it back then, i am. therefore im right by virtue of higher effort and retrospect.
@flutteringEpaulette @Griever i need to finish my fanfic tbh. then youll all see my vision
@gutters0451 I've always been of the opinion that the Sonic fan games Before the Sequel and After the Sequel are canon, which while not adding or changing *much*, shows that Tails follows Sonic because he saved his life (which is mostly canon-compliant, but the most common explanation the past decade has been that he took out a couple of bullies, but it's the same in spirit)
@gutters0451 even without those being canon, the cutscenes added in Sonic Origins clearly show Sonic save Tails from a couple of bullies, leading Tails to start following Sonic. his motivation is further clarified in the OK KO! episode "Let's Meet Sonic!" when he says that he imagines Sonic as a "finish line" to keep him going forward
@flutteringEpaulette where did a woodland creature learn to build airplanes. huh? HUH? WHERE DID A WOODLAND FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD FOX NOT ONLY GET THE TEXTBOOKS, BUT THE RESOURCES, TO MAKE AIRPLANES AND ROBOTICS?
HE SIGNED ON TO WORK WITH EGGMAN FOR THE CUSHY CASINO ZONE APARTMENT AND THE MECHANIC EDUCATION. HE WITNESSED SONIC'S RAMPAGE IN SONIC 1 AND WAS INSPIRED TO USE HIS EDUCATION TO REBEL AGAINST THE INDUSTRIALIST THAT DESTROYED HIS TOWN BUT WHO PREVIOUSLY HE CONSIDERED INEVITABLE.
@gutters0451 @flutteringEpaulette woooaawww my head's spinning,
@flutteringEpaulette @Griever dont care, im right.